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You must smile
***Person will lost phone and be lying that
"no be the phone dey worry me self,
na my contacts" Ur left nyash
***Dangote's daughter cheated on me and
you
say I should break up? Don't you know that
Love is all about forgiveness.
forgive and forget...
***Some people are blessed with
Wickedness ..
How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your
mum has counted it...
***One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his
ringing tone
...His china phone rang in the bank on
Monday, for over 1hour now we are still
looking for the cashier and two security
men ...
***A baby is never a mistake or surprise!
You had s3x without condom... What were
you expecting?? iPhone 7 or Range Rover .....
***I cried for 2 hours when she told me she
took 1st in her WAEC result..
...Some people can lie ehn!!!
***I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as
'His Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to
cry but I can't... ..
***I remember back in Nursery school
My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I
sharpened pencil for another girl..
***DSTV is advertising DSTV on DSTV too
A scientist wanted to develop a bra that
stops
women"s bre*st from bouncing while
running and
also another bra
that doesn't show nip*les when wet.
.
Guys don't panic.......we Killed the Idiot.
.
Enemy of progress
.
How dare him??
A conversation starts between a wife and
the husband.
.
.
.
WIFE : how would U describe me?
.
HUSBAND : ABCDEFGHIJK.
.
WIFE : what does that mean?
.
HUSBAND : adorable, beautiful, cute,
delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous,
and hot.
.
WIFE : wow! thank you, but what about IJK?
.
HUSBAND : i'm just kidding.
Wife fainted
Nigerian girls love money, I'm telling you.
You'll get angry and tell her to go to hell
She will look at you and be like, "I don't
have transport fare."
Jesus!
Today I was with my girlfriend in my
room..hmmm dis weather...after some
minutes she told me " bae make me feel like
a woman" I quickly stood up and collected
all dirty clothes and gave her. She suddenly
left*
*But I think she has gone to buy soap*
I actually don't know what girls mean or
want when the say this......
Dey will be like...'Babe I will soon be going
ooo
# onlyGodknows
Having a short girlfriend is not bad until she
washes your clothes and waits for you to
come back from work so you will help her
hang it.
School Kids In Class Were Asked To Write 3
Diseases. One Guy Wrote:
1. Hiv/Aids
2. Cancer
3. /
Teacher : What is / ?
Student : it's stroke.
Harder harder faster faster
Then after u guys break up "He used me "
tell me who used who ??
Ugly girls will do whatever you tell them to
do in a relationship until it's time for
abortion. Don't even suggest it Broda.
One Ibadan girl was shouting "Banana,
banana, i run and take you away" it was
until i removed the ear piece from her
phone that i realized she was singing "Diana
o Diana o, i wanna take you away".
IN PRIMARY
Those people who used to write their name
on a paper and put it inside a pen so we
couldn't steal
I hope you're still using the same pen
The fact that you contribute less in my
comments does not mean you are mature,
Sometimes it's because you have serious
issues with spellings*
I won't mention names....
Bye offline......
For those that really love me and more of my
jokes


Realomaigala:
You must smile
***Person will lost phone and be lying that
"no be the phone dey worry me self,
na my contacts" Ur left nyash
***Dangote's daughter cheated on me and
you
say I should break up? Don't you know that
Love is all about forgiveness.
forgive and forget...
***Some people are blessed with
Wickedness ..
How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your
mum has counted it...
***One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his
ringing tone
...His china phone rang in the bank on
Monday, for over 1hour now we are still
looking for the cashier and two security
men ...
***A baby is never a mistake or surprise!
You had s3x without condom... What were
you expecting?? iPhone 7 or Range Rover .....
***I cried for 2 hours when she told me she
took 1st in her WAEC result..
...Some people can lie ehn!!!
***I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as
'His Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to
cry but I can't... ..
***I remember back in Nursery school
My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I
sharpened pencil for another girl..
***DSTV is advertising DSTV on DSTV too
A scientist wanted to develop a bra that
stops
women"s bre*st from bouncing while
running and
also another bra
that doesn't show nip*les when wet.
.
Guys don't panic.......we Killed the Idiot.
.
Enemy of progress
.
How dare him??
A conversation starts between a wife and
the husband.
.
.
.
WIFE : how would U describe me?
.
HUSBAND : ABCDEFGHIJK.
.
WIFE : what does that mean?
.
HUSBAND : adorable, beautiful, cute,
delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous,
and hot.
.
WIFE : wow! thank you, but what about IJK?
.
HUSBAND : i'm just kidding.
Wife fainted
Nigerian girls love money, I'm telling you.
You'll get angry and tell her to go to hell
She will look at you and be like, "I don't
have transport fare."
Jesus!
Today I was with my girlfriend in my
room..hmmm dis weather...after some
minutes she told me " bae make me feel like
a woman" I quickly stood up and collected
all dirty clothes and gave her. She suddenly
left*
*But I think she has gone to buy soap*
I actually don't know what girls mean or
want when the say this......
Dey will be like...'Babe I will soon be going
ooo
# onlyGodknows
Having a short girlfriend is not bad until she
washes your clothes and waits for you to
come back from work so you will help her
hang it.
School Kids In Class Were Asked To Write 3
Diseases. One Guy Wrote:
1. Hiv/Aids
2. Cancer
3. /
Teacher : What is / ?
Student : it's stroke.
Harder harder faster faster
Then after u guys break up "He used me "
tell me who used who ??
Ugly girls will do whatever you tell them to
do in a relationship until it's time for
abortion. Don't even suggest it Broda.
One Ibadan girl was shouting "Banana,
banana, i run and take you away" it was
until i removed the ear piece from her
phone that i realized she was singing "Diana
o Diana o, i wanna take you away".
IN PRIMARY
Those people who used to write their name
on a paper and put it inside a pen so we
couldn't steal
I hope you're still using the same pen
The fact that you contribute less in my
comments does not mean you are mature,
Sometimes it's because you have serious
issues with spellings*
I won't mention names....
Bye offline......
For those that really love me and more of my
jokes
LW

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