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1. Sometimes you need to spoil yourself!!
Buy pampers, wear them and just pee
2. In Lagos, no one is more focus than a
Lady selecting Okirika clothes in the
Market!!!
3. I stopped reciting the Nigeria pledge
since a cup of rice became #100.
Serve Nigeria with which strength? Me dat
have not eaten since
4. Shout out to those people who helped my
Mum to catch me when I was young, for her
to beat me.
Hope you people are now working with the
FBI or CIA now??
5. You will ask some girls "Tell me your
hobbies" and she will shamelessly open her
mouth and say... "Traveling and Shopping!"
Don't you have any other hobby that doesn't
cost money ni?
Like sleeping, trekking and crying??
#Lwkmd
6. When they wan to give us drugs:
American Mum: Open your mouth
Nigerian Mum: Do aaaah
#Abi_Na??
7. Whenever u see a Yoruba person smiling
for no reason, just know that he or she is
thinking about pepper.
8. No matter how lazy ur boyfriend is, he will
never ask you to pass him his phone
especially when it is Ringing.. His ancestors
will always give him the strength.
9. All the girls with excessive make-up and
cosmetics. Red nails, blue blush, black
lipsticks, green eye lashes, etc... What is ur
plan?
Are you trying to seduce your village
oracles???
10. Nowadays, youths no longer remove
their caps when greeting their elders. They
now remove their earphones
Who noticed??
11. Dear money, please come and seduce
me! If I refuse to understand, rape me
mercilessly #PrayerOfOurYout
hsToday!!
12. U say men are dogs and u go ahead to
call ur son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he's a puppy... Let's not fight
13. My friend stop masturbating! Who
knows if that wasted child can invent a
phone that can browse for free??
14. You fail Geography in WAEC but you
know the perfect weather for s3x...
Idiot...
God is Cleaning your cane with Cameroon
pepper...
15. Runz girls be like "I love that Snake that
swallowed that money"
The Snake is cute
16. Slay queens.
You go to club, you smoke cigarettes, weed
and end it with shi-sha.
But when your mother asks you to cook
with firewood you will be like...... "Mum I
don't like smoke"
May PALM TREE fall on you there!!!!
17. I want to give birth to 7 children...
2 Yahoo boy's, 1 SARS, 2 doctors, 1 lawyer
and a Rev father that will pray for them.
Thank you!!!!!
18. Church is the best place to go after a
breakup You'll be in the crowd crying and
everybody's thinking You're in the spirit
#Lol**
19. I still can't believe I was born without my
permission...
What if I wanted to be a Mosquito??
20. Dear Sisters,
If you want to beg for airtime,
please make it clear abeg.
What is, You're such a handsome man. I
wish I could continue chatting with you but
my data has expired?
21. Girls from Abia poly can lie eh... One just
told me that POS swallowed her ATM ...
Please shift to the front... Lemme faint at the
back .
.
.
.
.
.
22. Do you remember when you and your Ex
nearly took an oath not to leave each other
You get luck... You for dey craze by now!
Rubbish
23.
Look Into My Eyes And Tell Me You Love
Me.......
This Is How Some People Catch Appollo
24. It has been Confirmed that Pepper is
liable to enter your ear when you're
answering a love call with a Yoruba Girl.
25. The day I will kneel down to propose to
my Girlfriend and she says no, upper cut will
follow when I stand up
I don't take Nonsense!
26. This one that my dog is looking at my
wallet somehow, hmmm ... I don't trust
animals again oo...in fact lemme hold it with
my hand.
27. Just imagine how the ladies
who dumped BILL GATE when he was
UPCOMING would feel Now
Ladies be careful not to make similar
mistake with me
28. . At an ATM queue
Slayqueen: Are you the last person on this
queue.
Me: No, there is somebody behind me.
Slayqueen: Ok, pls I'm behind your behinder.
29. If it were a Yoruba person who invented
the ATM machine, it will reject slotting ATM
card with left hand by saying, "Dear
customer, your transaction has been
declined due to your lack of home training"
30. I paid a dear friend a visit... His wife
served us supper with plenty meat, yet their
kids had only sliced onions and tomatoes on
their meals to eat. After the meal, I asked my
friend why we had this plenty meat and his
kids had none. He said “What should I do,
when they say they won’t eat rat?*
*I’m still vomiting*
31. Some people be like. Do U know me?? Do
U know who I am??
Oga calm down, we have checked all the
photos taken at Dangote’s daughters'
wedding & you were not there.
So Who the hell are you路
32. Everyone has a right to be foolish but
some idiots use it sillyly...
Teacher: Mention 10 wild animals
Student: 5lions, 5tigers
#Funkeeeeeee
33. Dating someone's boyfriend is good
Until you date mine and run mad
.!
WO! You will trek from Nigeria to India
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Realomaigala:
1. Sometimes you need to spoil yourself!!
Buy pampers, wear them and just pee
2. In Lagos, no one is more focus than a
Lady selecting Okirika clothes in the
Market!!!
3. I stopped reciting the Nigeria pledge
since a cup of rice became #100.
Serve Nigeria with which strength? Me dat
have not eaten since
4. Shout out to those people who helped my
Mum to catch me when I was young, for her
to beat me.
Hope you people are now working with the
FBI or CIA now??
5. You will ask some girls "Tell me your
hobbies" and she will shamelessly open her
mouth and say... "Traveling and Shopping!"
Don't you have any other hobby that doesn't
cost money ni?
Like sleeping, trekking and crying??
#Lwkmd
6. When they wan to give us drugs:
American Mum: Open your mouth
Nigerian Mum: Do aaaah
#Abi_Na??
7. Whenever u see a Yoruba person smiling
for no reason, just know that he or she is
thinking about pepper.
8. No matter how lazy ur boyfriend is, he will
never ask you to pass him his phone
especially when it is Ringing.. His ancestors
will always give him the strength.
9. All the girls with excessive make-up and
cosmetics. Red nails, blue blush, black
lipsticks, green eye lashes, etc... What is ur
plan?
Are you trying to seduce your village
oracles???
10. Nowadays, youths no longer remove
their caps when greeting their elders. They
now remove their earphones
Who noticed??
11. Dear money, please come and seduce
me! If I refuse to understand, rape me
mercilessly #PrayerOfOurYout
hsToday!!
12. U say men are dogs and u go ahead to
call ur son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he's a puppy... Let's not fight
13. My friend stop masturbating! Who
knows if that wasted child can invent a
phone that can browse for free??
14. You fail Geography in WAEC but you
know the perfect weather for s3x...
Idiot...
God is Cleaning your cane with Cameroon
pepper...
15. Runz girls be like "I love that Snake that
swallowed that money"
The Snake is cute
16. Slay queens.
You go to club, you smoke cigarettes, weed
and end it with shi-sha.
But when your mother asks you to cook
with firewood you will be like...... "Mum I
don't like smoke"
May PALM TREE fall on you there!!!!
17. I want to give birth to 7 children...
2 Yahoo boy's, 1 SARS, 2 doctors, 1 lawyer
and a Rev father that will pray for them.
Thank you!!!!!
18. Church is the best place to go after a
breakup You'll be in the crowd crying and
everybody's thinking You're in the spirit
#Lol**
19. I still can't believe I was born without my
permission...
What if I wanted to be a Mosquito??
20. Dear Sisters,
If you want to beg for airtime,
please make it clear abeg.
What is, You're such a handsome man. I
wish I could continue chatting with you but
my data has expired?
21. Girls from Abia poly can lie eh... One just
told me that POS swallowed her ATM ...
Please shift to the front... Lemme faint at the
back .
.
.
.
.
.
22. Do you remember when you and your Ex
nearly took an oath not to leave each other
You get luck... You for dey craze by now!
Rubbish
23.
Look Into My Eyes And Tell Me You Love
Me.......
This Is How Some People Catch Appollo
24. It has been Confirmed that Pepper is
liable to enter your ear when you're
answering a love call with a Yoruba Girl.
25. The day I will kneel down to propose to
my Girlfriend and she says no, upper cut will
follow when I stand up
I don't take Nonsense!
26. This one that my dog is looking at my
wallet somehow, hmmm ... I don't trust
animals again oo...in fact lemme hold it with
my hand.
27. Just imagine how the ladies
who dumped BILL GATE when he was
UPCOMING would feel Now
Ladies be careful not to make similar
mistake with me
28. . At an ATM queue
Slayqueen: Are you the last person on this
queue.
Me: No, there is somebody behind me.
Slayqueen: Ok, pls I'm behind your behinder.
29. If it were a Yoruba person who invented
the ATM machine, it will reject slotting ATM
card with left hand by saying, "Dear
customer, your transaction has been
declined due to your lack of home training"
30. I paid a dear friend a visit... His wife
served us supper with plenty meat, yet their
kids had only sliced onions and tomatoes on
their meals to eat. After the meal, I asked my
friend why we had this plenty meat and his
kids had none. He said “What should I do,
when they say they won’t eat rat?*
*I’m still vomiting*
31. Some people be like. Do U know me?? Do
U know who I am??
Oga calm down, we have checked all the
photos taken at Dangote’s daughters'
wedding & you were not there.
So Who the hell are you路
32. Everyone has a right to be foolish but
some idiots use it sillyly...
Teacher: Mention 10 wild animals
Student: 5lions, 5tigers
#Funkeeeeeee
33. Dating someone's boyfriend is good
Until you date mine and run mad
.!
WO! You will trek from Nigeria to India
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LW

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