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Although today is cool 2 me because my bae
broke up with but I won't let that break
me...
Let's laugh a little
1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich_ is a *racist* -
Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi
and
gala_
before eating *cannot keep a secret* -
Abraham
Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a *courageous woman* can _fry a
bunch
of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert
Macauley
(1872)
4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're
poor*~,
but _allowing the Garri to swell before
drinking_
is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters
without
squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* -
Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide
open_, is
*not afraid of anything* - Williams
Shakespeare
(1900)
7). Anyone who _graduates from a
conventional
school without experiencing a strike_, has
*never
been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who _runs around looking for
scissors to
cut indomine seasoning sachet_ is *not
hungry* -
Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has
*never tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson
Mandela
(1973)
10). No matter _how hot your temper is_, *it
cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who _reads this without
laughing_, is
*either looking for job* or *needs money
badly* -
Barack
Obama (2014).
And he who _reads and does not like this_ is
_*naturally stingy...*_{akindele S.A.Y 2017}
#broken heart
#feeling used
#feeling dumped
But life goes on...


Realomaigala:
Although today is cool 2 me because my bae
broke up with but I won't let that break
me...
Let's laugh a little
1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich_ is a *racist* -
Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi
and
gala_
before eating *cannot keep a secret* -
Abraham
Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a *courageous woman* can _fry a
bunch
of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert
Macauley
(1872)
4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're
poor*~,
but _allowing the Garri to swell before
drinking_
is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters
without
squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* -
Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide
open_, is
*not afraid of anything* - Williams
Shakespeare
(1900)
7). Anyone who _graduates from a
conventional
school without experiencing a strike_, has
*never
been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who _runs around looking for
scissors to
cut indomine seasoning sachet_ is *not
hungry* -
Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has
*never tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson
Mandela
(1973)
10). No matter _how hot your temper is_, *it
cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who _reads this without
laughing_, is
*either looking for job* or *needs money
badly* -
Barack
Obama (2014).
And he who _reads and does not like this_ is
_*naturally stingy...*_{akindele S.A.Y 2017}
#broken heart
#feeling used
#feeling dumped
But life goes on...
LW

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