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EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don't know
AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!
EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If you see
two rays of light on the road at night, what
will you call it?
AKPOS: A car!
EMEKA: Ehen, but which kind of car? A Benz,
A Peugeot or A Lexus?
AKPOS: I don't know that one oh!
EMEKA: You see! Anyway, second proof. If
you see a ray of light on the road at night,
what will you call it?
AKPOS: An okada (motorbike)!
EMEKA: Ehen! Which one? A Suzuki, A
Yamaha or A Kawasaki?
AKPOS: Hahan! How I'm I suppose to know?
EMEKA: You see! I've shown you that you are
a fool.
AKPOS: Na wa o! This your question self. Let
me ask you my own question. If you see a
woman on the roadside with miniskirt, big
breast, red lips and a big ass, what will you
call her?
EMEKA: A prostitute!
AKPOS: Ehen, but which one? Your mother,
your sister or your daughter?

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