Realomaigala: 1. Someone calls you at 2:am inthe night and ask you "are yousleeping?"Ans: no, I’m picking beans.2. You're making out with a girlthen you start pulling her pantsthenshe asks;what are you trying to do?Ans: I want to wash them for you3. They see you coming out ofthe bathroom,wet; ''did you just have a bath?''Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl4. You standing right in front ofthe elevator on the ground floorgoing to your office, yet they ask;''going up?''Ans: no, I’m waiting for my officetocome downand meet me!5. Your boyfriend comes homewith a bunch of flowers and youstill asks him;''are those flowers?''Ans: no baby, they're carrots!6. You're in the queue at thecinema to buy tickets, a friendsee'syou and ask; ''what are youdoing here?''Ans: I’m here to pay my schoolfees!7. When people see you lyingdown with your eyes closed, theystill ask; ''are you sleeping?''Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.8. You went to a restaurant n thewaiter asks you: ''Plz can I getyou a table?''Ans: No. I’m here to eat on thefloor.9. Are you reading this post?Ans:.....?
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