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Poisoned Beans. LMAO!
Poisoned Beans. LMAO!
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Sir-Phil
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Akpors heard the news that Boko Haram has
poisoned beans but the already bought one
bag earlier.
He decided he wanted to eat beans so he
cooked the beans and gave some to Bingo his
dog.
After 45 minutes, Bingo was still moving
around so he concluded it would be safe to
eat the beans.
Then he ate and was on his couch watching
TV for about 30 minutes when his Gateman -
Rurukwe came to him:
Rurukwe : Oga! Oga!!
Akpors : Wetin, I never tell you make you no
dey call me like this? Get out of this house my
friend.
Rurukwe : No problem oga, I just wan come
tell you say Bingo don die.
(Akpors fainted and after a while, some
people were able to revive him and he laying
on his bed writing his farewell letter)
(Rurukwe came running again calling Oga!
Oga!!)
Akpors : Wetin happen again?
Rurukwe : The man wen im motor kill Bingo
wan see you.
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What should Akpors do to Rurukwe?
(sirphil)
Spottykay
Publisher
Nothin nao
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