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AFTER 4 WEEKS OF UNPROTECTED
s3x ! !
.
Girl: Hi Bae
Boy: Hi baby.
Girl: I wanna tell you something.
Boy: Ummm okay shoot.
Girl: Please promise me you won't
be mad?
Boy:(A little bit nervous)
Are you telling me or not??
Girl: (she started to cry) I,I,I, think I
think am
pregnant.
Boyfriend: (With high temper)
Whaaat?? How??
Girl: Yep I missed my periods I am
pregnant
Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding
Right?"
Girl: Oh babe how could i joke with
such thing??
.
The boy dropped the phone and
the girl cried a
lot thinking she lost him for good,
she even
thought of committing a suicide.
After 30 minutes she hears a knock
at the door
when she opens up it was her
boyfriend,
kneeling on the door.
.
Boyfriend: 200 billion stars,7
Continents,196
Countries, 9 Planets, 9 Provinces, 3
Capital
cities and I had the privilege to
meet such a
sophisticated, Intelligent,
motivated,
inspirational, loving and caring
woman like
you.. Babe let me correct you, you
are not
pregnant we are pregnant.
We are both responsible for the
baby I will
support you and your baby, so the
love of my
life will you marry me???
.
Girl: (Crying) Yes My Love.
.
Surely Do Such Guys Exist???
1.Yes.
2. No.
3. Maybe
...............................
LAND OF JOKES AND STORIES


Realomaigala:
AFTER 4 WEEKS OF UNPROTECTED
s3x ! !
.
Girl: Hi Bae
Boy: Hi baby.
Girl: I wanna tell you something.
Boy: Ummm okay shoot.
Girl: Please promise me you won't
be mad?
Boy:(A little bit nervous)
Are you telling me or not??
Girl: (she started to cry) I,I,I, think I
think am
pregnant.
Boyfriend: (With high temper)
Whaaat?? How??
Girl: Yep I missed my periods I am
pregnant
Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding
Right?"
Girl: Oh babe how could i joke with
such thing??
.
The boy dropped the phone and
the girl cried a
lot thinking she lost him for good,
she even
thought of committing a suicide.
After 30 minutes she hears a knock
at the door
when she opens up it was her
boyfriend,
kneeling on the door.
.
Boyfriend: 200 billion stars,7
Continents,196
Countries, 9 Planets, 9 Provinces, 3
Capital
cities and I had the privilege to
meet such a
sophisticated, Intelligent,
motivated,
inspirational, loving and caring
woman like
you.. Babe let me correct you, you
are not
pregnant we are pregnant.
We are both responsible for the
baby I will
support you and your baby, so the
love of my
life will you marry me???
.
Girl: (Crying) Yes My Love.
.
Surely Do Such Guys Exist???
1.Yes.
2. No.
3. Maybe
...............................
LAND OF JOKES AND STORIES
LW

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