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I was in my room trying to post mai jokes
as usual
when my mother called
Sodiq !! Sodiq!!
Me: yes mummy! Mum: Go and warm the
soup in the kitchen, your
father wants to eat it, he'll
soon be back from work
Me: ok mum
I went to the kitchen to put the soup on fire
went back to my room to
continue making my posts
30 minutes later......
Mum: Sodiq !!!
What is smelling? You've burnt the soup! I
ran to
the kitchen to
check the soup and saw
that the soup was totally
burnt Then my father
came back
Dad: Sodiq you've burnt food again in this
house right? Give me that phone He
takes a look at the phone and saw that I
was making post
Dad: so you were busy
making posts right? Now any amount of
comments you get on this
post is the amount of slaps you'll receive
me today then i faited

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