Different Grades of Chopping in the Government

Sir-Phil

1. When you chop alone in government and
no
one chops with you, that is called OBJ
2. When you chop in
government and you allow others to chop
their
own,that is called IBB
3. When you chop in
government and you give others from what
you
have
chopulated, that is called Abdusallam
4. When you chop in government and d place
you are chopin eventually fold up,
that is called ATiku
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants, dat is called Gowon
6. When you dey chop alone in government,
no
remember anybody, you kon dey get
headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. ..
I
laff
oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan
7. When dem just appoint you for government
position,
and you just chop small, auditors kon come
say
bring
all papers, dat is called Nwodo
8. When you chop in
government and you die while chopin, that is
called Abacha
9. When you want to chop in government and
you first give others to chop before you
begin to chop, that is called Goodluck
Jonathan
10. When you are chopin your own in
government and
you call your friends to come and chop their
own too, that
is called Ibori
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say
you no chop
anything, that is called Fashola
12. When you chop from this government, that
government, this
government, that
government like say na you dem create
Nigeria
for, dat
one is called Tinibu
13. When you chop in
government so taaay you scatter ground, three
houses for America, two for London, six for
Kubwa, seven for VI,
as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children
dey go
summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat
one
is called
Deziani
14. When you chop well well for government
and people know say you chop well well but
you
dey deny say you
chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi
Amechi
15. When you chop in
government so tay you are even richer than
the
place you dey chop, dat one is called Rochas
16. When you chop so tey you tire and come
begin de distribute the choppings to others.
That
one is called Dazuki
17. When you see government money and
can't
chop and won't let others chop, dat one is
called Buhari

Spottykay

Wow thats a cool brain system lmaol

Sir-Phil

LOL!

Different Grades of Chopping in the Government

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