Shocking truths in Life

Sir-Phil

A Doctor wishes you get ill.
A policeman wishes you become a criminal.
A lawyer wishes you are acused.
A teacher wishes you are born dull.
A fire officer wishes your house is on fire.
A mechanic wishes your vehicle breaks down.
The landlord wishes you remain without a house.
A taxi driver wishes you never own a car.
And so many others;
But only a thief wishes you prosperity in life!

Spottykay

Ahh the last one is terifying eh prosperity

Sir-Phil

Tell me, true or false?

Mr Paul

Na true o;
How will the thief get money from you if you dont prosper?
no single lie in the post.
But I can sense "irony of life" here.
May God have mercy.

Spottykay

ok i just understood what you guys are saying but last thief go take away that prosperity

Sir-Phil

But he will never cease to wish you more prosperity!

Spottykay

i pray the thief wishes that so that he will keep on stealing from that person when he/she is blessed

Sir-Phil

LMAO!

Spottykay

whats the meaning of lmao

Mr Paul

LMAO means Laughing My Ass Off.

Spottykay

hmm different abbreviations lol,lmao and what again

Mr Paul

& RLOL, L etc

Spottykay

ah meaning

Mr Paul

Realy Laughing Out Loud (RLOL), Laughing(L) etc

Spottykay

This things suppose to be part of education

Mr Paul

Hmmm, it should be; but if they include it in studies, it will turn students to lazy puppets.
If you want to be good in English, dont use short forms and let is be limited to these few ones alone.

Spottykay

But at last student will short it

Sir-Phil

You dont expect every teacher to understand that coz its not in the dictionary!

Spottykay

so that means people formed it by themselves and the lol is common

Mr Paul

Yes of course; they are all internet slangs.

Sir-Phil

But some are still in the dictionary, though LOL, Lmao, RLOL etc... are not among them.

Mr Paul

Those ones in the dictionary are not in the category of the ones you mentioned above and are not for jokes or comedy.
Examples of those are Ecowas, who, et c, e. g, i. e, ....

Sir-Phil

Yes, with i.e, e.g also making the headlines

Mr Paul

Yes, but another surprising thing about the category above is that many of our students make use of those short forms without knowing their full meaning.

Sir-Phil

It wouldn't be a surprise to me!

Mr Paul

Back to the case study; apart from thief(which even wish people prosperity for their own gain in return); Who in this world wish us well in sincerity and love?
Who can answer that question?

Sir-Phil

There is only one name, common to all of us but it is indeed unique and it is the truth. That person is Jesus Christ!

Mr Paul

Hmmmmm, THE TRUTH !
JESUS ONLY CAN NEVER FAIL US AND WOULD WISH US WELL IN SINCERITY AND LOVE.
WE SHOULD LEAN ON HIM.
That is a unique answer.

Shocking truths in Life

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