FOOTBALL COMEDY

Sir-Phil

IMAGINE IF FOOTBALL CLUBS WERE STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY.

Lets use our imagination and assume that
some of the football clubs were students in
campus. Lets describe the kind of students
they are.

BARCELONA would be a beautiful student
with amazing grades, envied and loved by
everyone, but hated by no one except a class
mate known as Real Madrid.

ARSENAL would be a 4 hundred level student,
who sits on the 4th bench, in the 4th row,
with his four friends. Who always remind
everyone that he doesn’t come first because
he doesn't buy grades (trophies) like his
fellow class mate known as Chelsea.

REAL MADRID would be that rich student who
loves changing his teacher every semester
because he got bored with them..

MANCHESTER UNITED would be a student that
had a great teacher that helped him a lot. But
after the teacher left, he failed badly because
the new teacher,the old good one (Ferguson)
recommended was not good enough. The
problem is, the teacher (Van Gaal) who
replaced the teacher who wasn't good enough
(Moyes), thinks he is better than all the
previous teachers because he was a first class
student at the University of Bayern
Munich,Uni Barca and Uni Ajax. That was
before he got transferred to Manchester
University.

MANCHESTER CITY would be that ajebutta
student from a rich royal family who buys the
best cars (players), has the best equipment,
does well in class, but never do well when he
goes for Inter-University competitions known
as the Champions League.

BAYERN would be that rich student in a poor
school called Bundesliga who knows how to
do everything. Including buying off grades
from his closest competitor known as
Dortmund.

LIVERPOOL would be the student of history
who thinks he is a genius because he had
wonderful grades in his secondary school
days. He never walks alone!

SOUTHAMPTON would be that smart, but poor
student who does the best home works, but
then sell it to his course mates competing for
the same position in the same class.

LEICESTER CITY is that good, but poor student
who got transferred from a local University
(Championship) to an International University
known as the Premier League. He is giving
the International Students a run for their
money

CHELSEA would be the new student who is
hated by his class mates because he has a rich
sugar daddy known as Abramovich and an
arrogant father known as Jose Mourinho. He
also comes first in his class from time to time.
His haters loves shouting his failures and
whispering his success like they did when he
was top of the class a semester ago.
Test your imagination by telling us what will
happen if football clubs were students. Lets
have fun!

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Spottykay

Wow, a lot combination of words

Sir-Phil

Spottykay you loathe futbol! How do you convince me that you even read it!

Spottykay

Ah ah but I read iiitttt

Sir-Phil

Your comments betray you coz they speak otherwise. You better be careful with who you are dealing with.

Spottykay

Okay What i meant was that you made those words with a good knowledge

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