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An Old Woman boarded a
Bus to
Lagos from Calabar and told the
"Driver, when we reach Benin tell
me o"
The driver nodded and then she
shouted again:
"My Children, una hear wetin I tell
Everybody responded:
"Yes, Mama"
On the long Journey to Lagos,
everybody slept off and forgot
about Mama's request.
After several Hours of driving and
then close to Lagos from Benin
about 4hours behind, the Old
Woman asked:
"Driver, you never reach Benin
"Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed,
"Mama, Benin is like 4 Hours
behind us"
"Ah!", the Woman shouted and
started crying, "take me back to
Benin, abeg I no wan Wahala o"
Considering the age of the
Woman, the passengers agreed
that the driver should turn back
to Benin.
On getting to Benin, the driver
came down, opened the door
and told the Woman she was in
The Woman simply opened her
hand bag, brought out 2 tablets
of Panadol and swallowed them
with Water.
She then smiled and said:
"Thank you, my Son, Na my
daughter say when I reach
Benin, make I drink 2 tablets of
I don take am now, Oya make we
dey go Lagos..
As you smile and laugh to this joke, may
laughter never depart from your mouth this
week, next month and years to come in Jesus
name I pray...

Spottykay Publisher
I'm gonna curse that woman if I were the driver or one of the passengers
What for? If only you bothered to ask her whether she wanted to drop or buy something at Ibadan.
Spottykay Publisher
Well old womens
Women, not womens
Spottykay Publisher
I mean generally
I ve said this before, you always wish to talk but you don't listen. Always be a good listener and take corrections. You just made an error which am glad to.correct.
Spottykay Publisher
Okay thank enemy lolz
I am not your enemy! I wish it were a mistake.
Spottykay Publisher
hahaha that was just a joke I can't call you that
Much better.
Spottykay Publisher
Alright No Problem

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