What would you say about this Old Woman

Sir-Phil

An Old Woman boarded a
Bus to
Lagos from Calabar and told the
driver:
"Driver, when we reach Benin tell
me o"
The driver nodded and then she
shouted again:
"My Children, una hear wetin I tell
am"
Everybody responded:
"Yes, Mama"
On the long Journey to Lagos,
everybody slept off and forgot
about Mama's request.
After several Hours of driving and
then close to Lagos from Benin
about 4hours behind, the Old
Woman asked:
"Driver, you never reach Benin
since"
"Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed,
"Mama, Benin is like 4 Hours
behind us"
"Ah!", the Woman shouted and
started crying, "take me back to
Benin, abeg I no wan Wahala o"
Considering the age of the
Woman, the passengers agreed
that the driver should turn back
to Benin.
On getting to Benin, the driver
came down, opened the door
and told the Woman she was in
Benin.
The Woman simply opened her
hand bag, brought out 2 tablets
of Panadol and swallowed them
with Water.
She then smiled and said:
"Thank you, my Son, Na my
daughter say when I reach
Benin, make I drink 2 tablets of
Panadol.
I don take am now, Oya make we
dey go Lagos..
As you smile and laugh to this joke, may
laughter never depart from your mouth this
week, next month and years to come in Jesus
name I pray...
Amen...

Spottykay

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I'm gonna curse that woman if I were the driver or one of the passengers

Sir-Phil

What for? If only you bothered to ask her whether she wanted to drop or buy something at Ibadan.

Spottykay

Well old womens

Sir-Phil

Women, not womens

Spottykay

I mean generally

Sir-Phil

I ve said this before, you always wish to talk but you don't listen. Always be a good listener and take corrections. You just made an error which am glad to.correct.

Spottykay

Okay thank enemy lolz

Sir-Phil

I am not your enemy! I wish it were a mistake.

Spottykay

hahaha that was just a joke I can't call you that

Sir-Phil

Much better.

Spottykay

Alright No Problem

What would you say about this Old Woman

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