Top 9 funny jokes

Crownstar

1. I know a lot of jokes
about unemployed
people but none of them
work.
2. What's orange and
sounds like a parrot? A
carrot.
3. Did you hear about the
italian chef that died? He
pasta way.
4. Why couldn't the bicycle
stand up? Because it was
two tired!
5. Parallel lines have so
much in common. It’s a
shame they’ll never
meet.
6. My wife accused me of
being immature. I told
her to get out of my fort.
7. Where do you find a cow
with no legs? Right
where you left it.
8. When a deaf person sees
someone yawn do they
think it’s a scream?
9. As I suspected, someone
has been adding soil to
my garden. The plot
thickens.

30cent

Good one

Shygun70

Just can't stop laughing

Smarthlee

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Shygun70

Really this jokes are funny jokes apart, and I really enjoy myself reading through and getting myself treated to some fun.
I just hope I could get more jokes like this and that others reading it find the jokes as amusing as I did.
Cheers

Top 9 funny jokes

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