The Sponge.

Sir-Phil

A little boy was in the bathroom with his
mum. The boy asked, "What's that hairy
thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my
sponge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help
has got one too. I've seen her washing dad's
face with it." The mum fainted!

Spottykay

hahaha laughing a bit