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prynzekenneth1
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You were looking for how to impress her,
then she told you she loves music and also
love men that can play piano...
Gbam! Iwochaluuuuu! "Baby,that one na
small thing, am a piano wizard na!", u said.
obviously she got impressed and Started
catching feelings small small.
Another day, you wanted to see her, she told
u she's in the church doing choir rehearsals,
that you can come there and see her..
You came to the church, sitting at a corner
waiting for her, she comes where u were
sitting and the next thing u heard was
"baby please come and help us play the
piano,our keyboardist disappointed us"..
Suddenly your head started spinning, and
sweat started gathering beneath your
boxers.
unknown to u, before your arrival, she has
already told her friends that you are a piano
wizard (as you said), so everybody was
eagerly waiting for the wizard to come and
manifest..
She's a girl that you are crushing on, so you
wouldn't want to mess with your chances of
winning her over,..You stood up, sauntered
to the piano stand like a 4 year boy that was
forced to drink alomo bitters mixed with
weed. You Sat on the piano seat, for 5mins
you were mopping at the keyboards
wondering why the white ones are longer
than the black ones, and which ones are
meant to be pressed..
By then, all your ancestors are already
standing in a single file with their hands on
their neighbours' shoulders waiting to be
disgraced one after the other by you..
You girlfriend's friends are already
pressurizing her to tell you to start playing
,and she goes like " baby what are u doing
na?"..
You vigorously shake your head to get a
clearer vision of the keyboards as if u ve not
been seeing them before, you raise all your
ten fingers like a lion that wants to pounce
on an antelope,
"daaaaaaang!.....grrrrrrrrrrr! Daaaaaaang!!"
"Daaaaaaang......ntuwaaaaaa! Daaaaaaang!!"
"daaaaaaang",
for ten minutes that was all they were
hearing from the piano.. As you raised your
head to see their reactions, you saw nobody
there, I guessed they deserted you to
rehearse with your fellow wizards..
Next thing,Your phone beeped, it's a
message from your supposed girlfriend and
it reads ;
"Don't ever in your life call my number
again!, you are truly a wizard and what u
need is a witch, and I am not one...
Edited by opara kenneth.



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