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U dey do opening prayer for 3am
in d Night Club.
( Na God go slap ur mouth.)
U come back from dubai after
 2weeks dey form British accent.
(Jolly jus come)
U be house boy u come dey play
Rick Ross - I am the
(for how na.....mumu)
U dey add water to egg say e for
 plenty when u fry am.
( Why u no kukuma add yeast
U no go university, and u dey
 find ur name for NYSC
(Na yeye dey worri u.)
House dey burn, you wan use gas
 do fire extinguisher
.( Hahahahaha....Na u get sense
U dye say Terry G's music dey
 inspire u
( unto which level na)
U carry candle dey look for
 where fuel dey smell from.
(continue na,u go soon see am)
U call MTN to tell dem sey ur free
 browsing has stopped
(Lolzzzzzzzzz...Oshofree don carry
When pastor talk say 'Do
 something crazy for the Lord'
 u come carry church offering run
(na who wan chase
 u na?.
Finaly U read dis finish and u no
 come like or share am(haba
 nau,na stingyness dey worry

U make sense


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