ObOY nA DiE!!

iyke

U dey do opening prayer for 3am
in d Night Club.
( Na God go slap ur mouth.)
U come back from dubai after
2weeks dey form British accent.
(Jolly jus come)
U be house boy u come dey play
Rick Ross - I am the
Boss.
(for how na.....mumu)
U dey add water to egg say e for
plenty when u fry am.
( Why u no kukuma add yeast
na....olodo).
U no go university, and u dey
find ur name for NYSC
postings.
(Na yeye dey worri u.)
House dey burn, you wan use gas
do fire extinguisher
.( Hahahahaha....Na u get sense
pass)
U dye say Terry G's music dey
inspire u
( unto which level na)
U carry candle dey look for
where fuel dey smell from.
(continue na,u go soon see am)
U call MTN to tell dem sey ur free
browsing has stopped
working.
(Lolzzzzzzzzz...Oshofree don carry
go)
When pastor talk say 'Do
something crazy for the Lord'
u come carry church offering run
(na who wan chase
u na?.
)
Finaly U read dis finish and u no
come like or share am(haba
nau,na stingyness dey worry
u..lol)

toyebobo

U make sense