Search
Guest
Sign Up
Login
New Post
Sections
₦0
What's Up?
Downloads
Shop
Chat
Tools
Advertise
Join the Publishers' Program
. Get paid for writing.
Click
here for FOOTBALL LIVE SCORES
for ALL matches played today.
Jalingo.co
Lifestyle
Fun & Jokes
Educational Fun
Educational Fun
Share
Tweet
Spottykay
Publisher
Here are some education funny stories from a book
Physics Teacher: “Isaac
Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
Two factory workers talking:Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
A man talking to God:
The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?” God: “Wait a minute.”
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your
teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only
ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Teacher: “Why are you late,
Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said,
‘School Ahead, Go Slow!'”
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about
latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?” After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
Sir-Phil
likes this
Sir-Phil
Mod.
Nnaaaameeeh!!!!!
(sirphil)
Sir-Phil
Mod.
Have you read 'The adventures of Aproko?'
(sirphil)
Spottykay
Publisher
Nope
Sir-Phil
Mod.
I'll soon start a board on that.
(sirphil)
Spottykay
Publisher
You Mean A Post For The Adventures Of The Aproko
Spottykay
Publisher
You Mean A Post For The Adventures Of The Aproko
Sir-Phil
Mod.
Exactly, and soon enough
(sirphil)
Spottykay
Publisher
Ok We Are Expecting It So We Are Going To Read A Story
Share
Tweet
Related Topics
Title / Started by
why is Educational system in Nigeria so poor?
Started in
Education
educational failure
Started in
Education
Top Sections
See More
Trending
This forum does not have any topics.
Top Posters This Month (500 Credits)
(See More)