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SEPTEMBER 28:
Mr Samsio: Ken, if ur father earned USD100,000 n givs half of it 2 ur mom, wot wuld she have?
Ken: A heart attack:-D

SEPT. 29:
Mr Samsio: Make a sentence using: Green, Yellow & Pink.
Ken: Whenever i hear d phone ring Green, i Pink it up & say Yellow.

SEPT. 30:
NEPA Man: We com collect light bill.
Ken: Remove ur meter, pole and d cable.
  My small Tiger Generator beta pass Kanji Dam.

OCTOBER 1st:
Mr Samsio: arn't u to be on independent wear?
Ken: Not until d sky turns Green White Green


FUNNY
D sky has now turned green white green,an I've just returned from d stadium with my independence wear.UP NAIJA.....@53.
Really
Yes of course.Are you wearing ur own green white green?
Oh yes and am even sitting close to our Nigeria green grasses.
Ha ha ha"green grases" stand up and lets celebrate the waving flag.........
Am up already.
 For 5days now I'v been sad all throughout but now am relieved. Thanks for giving me a hand to hold on to and a reason to rejoice.
winner & marvis i don't think ur day was more fun than I .I just wish it can continue d next day.
my life-my business,U gossip - Ur headache, I flex - U vex, U beef-Ur problem, I Achieve -U provoke.
Dan, I can assure u dat my day was ful of fun than urs,anyway tel us how u celebrated urs.
na so.
Is that so ?if i start talking about it u wil regret not being there & u know today is happy day so i wouldnt want 2 give u sleepless night.
my life-my business,U gossip - Ur headache, I flex - U vex, U beef-Ur problem, I Achieve -U provoke.
It True Dan Tel Us We Are Waitin
Wel if u eager 2 know u just hv 2 reply yes i agree that if u end up being upset with d way urs was that u d one 2 be blamed & not me.
my life-my business,U gossip - Ur headache, I flex - U vex, U beef-Ur problem, I Achieve -U provoke.
Lot of laugh.
WINNER 50:
D sky has now turned green white green,an I've just returned from d stadium with my independence wear.UP NAIJA.....@53.
where did d sky turned green white green?
@Ekun,is personification ok?nd u don't hv 2 take it dat d sky turnd green in d real sence,rada it means Naija hs tned 53
WINNER 50, u really amazed me when you said the sky has turned green white green, but never mind, i understood the fact that it was discribing a figure of speech.
Funny



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