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Netsela
SEPTEMBER 28:
Mr Samsio: Ken, if ur father earned USD100,000 n givs half of it 2 ur mom, wot wuld she have?
Ken: A heart attack:-D

SEPT. 29:
Mr Samsio: Make a sentence using: Green, Yellow & Pink.
Ken: Whenever i hear d phone ring Green, i Pink it up & say Yellow.

SEPT. 30:
NEPA Man: We com collect light bill.
Ken: Remove ur meter, pole and d cable.
  My small Tiger Generator beta pass Kanji Dam.

OCTOBER 1st:
Mr Samsio: arn't u to be on independent wear?
Ken: Not until d sky turns Green White Green


Newton
Newton
FUNNY
WINNER 50
WINNER 50 Mod.
D sky has now turned green white green,an I've just returned from d stadium with my independence wear.UP NAIJA.....@53.
Netsela
Netsela
Really
WINNER 50
WINNER 50 Mod.
Yes of course.Are you wearing ur own green white green?
Netsela
Netsela
Oh yes and am even sitting close to our Nigeria green grasses.
WINNER 50
WINNER 50 Mod.
Ha ha ha"green grases" stand up and lets celebrate the waving flag.........
Netsela
Netsela
Am up already.
 For 5days now I'v been sad all throughout but now am relieved. Thanks for giving me a hand to hold on to and a reason to rejoice.
YOUNG DANIEL1
YOUNG DANIEL1
winner & marvis i don't think ur day was more fun than I .I just wish it can continue d next day.
my life-my business,U gossip - Ur headache, I flex - U vex, U beef-Ur problem, I Achieve -U provoke.
WINNER 50
WINNER 50 Mod.
Dan, I can assure u dat my day was ful of fun than urs,anyway tel us how u celebrated urs.
FUBLESSING
FUBLESSING
na so.
YOUNG DANIEL1
YOUNG DANIEL1
Is that so ?if i start talking about it u wil regret not being there & u know today is happy day so i wouldnt want 2 give u sleepless night.
my life-my business,U gossip - Ur headache, I flex - U vex, U beef-Ur problem, I Achieve -U provoke.
Actionbaby
Actionbaby
It True Dan Tel Us We Are Waitin
YOUNG DANIEL1
YOUNG DANIEL1
Wel if u eager 2 know u just hv 2 reply yes i agree that if u end up being upset with d way urs was that u d one 2 be blamed & not me.
my life-my business,U gossip - Ur headache, I flex - U vex, U beef-Ur problem, I Achieve -U provoke.
Ruty
Ruty
Lot of laugh.
Ekundayo383
Ekundayo383
WINNER 50:
D sky has now turned green white green,an I've just returned from d stadium with my independence wear.UP NAIJA.....@53.
where did d sky turned green white green?
WINNER 50
WINNER 50 Mod.
@Ekun,is personification ok?nd u don't hv 2 take it dat d sky turnd green in d real sence,rada it means Naija hs tned 53
Netsela
Netsela
WINNER 50, u really amazed me when you said the sky has turned green white green, but never mind, i understood the fact that it was discribing a figure of speech.
Imran1863
Imran1863
Funny


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