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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the pearl gates.
St Peter addressed the teacher and asked, ''what was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it''. The teacher answered quickly that would be the Titanic. ''St Peter let him go through the gate.

St Peter turned to the garbage man and figuring Heaven didnt REALLY need all the ordors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question harder: ''How many people died on the ship? ''Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, ''about 1,500.'' ''That's right! You may enter.'' St Peter then turned to the lawyer. ''Name them?''
Complete the story............................

Chai! see relegation.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha it simply so funny
Straight to hell. Only one person survived to tell the story.

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