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Girl: I'm warning
you, my Mummy is
coming back soon..
AKPOS: But I'm not
doing anything..
Girl: That's why I'm
warning you, Hurry
up
CASHIER: This is the
5th movie ticket
you've bought
tonight Sir, Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that
I.diot at the
entrance
keeps tearing it
TEACHER: What's
your favorite
flower?..
AKPOS:
Chrysanthemum..
TEACHER:
Spell it.. AKPOS: I
was joking o. My
favorite flower is
Rose R-O-S-E
Two Girls were
sitting at a club.
One
was ugly and the
other one was
beautiful. Akpos
walked straight to
the
ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello! Ugly
girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna
dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes
(excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and
dance, I wanna talk
to your friend.
Papa Akpos: My
pikin say you drive
am
commot for school,
Wetin he do?
Akpos'Teacher :-
Your son is not
brilliant
at all, he cant even
spell "LION" ...
Papa Akpos : Ah
Ah...You know say
na
SMALL pikin......You
for tell am make
he spell SMALL
ANIMAL like "
MOSQUITO"......
Teacher: Behind
every successful
man
there is a woman.
What do we learn
from this?
Akpos: We should
stop wasting time
in
studies and find
that WOMAN
Teacher: Make a
Sentence with Big
Akpos: The Ram Is
Big
Teacher: Make it
longer
Akpos: The Ram is
big ooooooo
OPERATOR: 911,
wat's your
emergency?
AKPOS: Two girls
are fighting over
me..
OPERATOR: So?..
AKPOS: The ugly one
is winning.
Teacher: Who can
state one diff btw a
Bird and a Fly? ..
Akpos: A bird can
fly, but a fly cannot
bird.
Ochuko: Akpos,
where have you
been?
Akpos: Watching a
football match?
Ochuko: Who
played?..
Akpos: Ivory coast
v


Na wa oo!
(sirphil)



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