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A dying man on his sick bed in the
hospital called for his wife and four
children.
 

Dying man: "To you my wife, take over
 the
 petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi"


Wife started crying loudly.


Dying man: "To you my first son, take
over the shopping mall at 12
Kingsway Rd
 Ikoyi"

First son rolling and screaming.


Dying man: "To you my second son,
 take
 over the gas station close to the
Airport."


Second son crying louder.

Dying man: "To you my third son, take
 over the eatery at Falomo."


Third son was wailing.


Dying man: "To you my only daughter,
the
high school is yours."

Daughter crying loudest.


The confused nurse asked:
"I don't
understand why you people are
 crying and
 screaming in pain, your dad left you a
 great deal of properties to make you comfortable till the end of time."


Wife: "properties kor... comfortable ni!
He is a cleaner and those are places he
 cleans everyday.



Lol! I was expecting an empire! Cant stop laughing...
(sirphil)
Empire wah??? hmmm, I hear you, the guy just dey give them automatic Jobs e. #Jobberman , Lol.
That's serious; they need to cry louder and louder- l laugh ooo .
Call for Total Cure from all diseases on 08079549042 / doctorgem77@gmail.com .
Sam7:
That's serious; they need to cry louder and louder- l laugh ooo .

I agree, and the nurse should join them.
I 'd rather prefer to be unemployed LOL!
(sirphil)
Sir-Phil:
I 'd rather prefer to be unemployed LOL!

Lol, na u come bad pass.
I cant be washing public toilets! Maybe the nurse could as well be job hunting. She can have it...
(sirphil)
Sir-Phil:
I cant be washing public toilets! Maybe the nurse could as well be job hunting. She can have it...
Lol.





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